Monday, October 8, 2007

no shirt, no shoes, no kenny chesney


It happened to me this morning. A Kenny Chesney video came on t.v. and I actually liked it AND the lyrics to the song. In fact, it made me think a little bit about life and how I shouldn't take it for granted. Why? Why? Why did this happen to me? I have always been anti Kenny Chesney, because I'm tired of all the cowboys writing songs about Mexico, and beer and senoritas (say it, just say "senoritas" in a southern accent) see? That alone should annoy you. And the girls that think there is nothing more beyond that way of thinking. Now say what I type next, in quotations in a girls voice. Ready? "Yeah, lets go to Mexico and listen to Tobey Keith and drink beer and think that this is the only place that has sand and that we should get drunk and listen to country songs about life and the sand and guys that are jerks and beer and forgetting the night before and getting mad at our boyfriend for cheating on us and our truck and life should be simple and Mexico has sand and beer and nobody speaks English which means we can buy coronas for cheaper and limes our good and get in a fight or argument and listen to Kenny Chesney and lose my cell phone in the sand at night because of an argument and hooking up with some other dude that thinks he is a cowboy and he is nice or must be because he too listens to Kenny Chesney and we can date and listen to Kenny Chesney and get married and make a wedding video to one of Kenny Chesneys songs and cry and stay married for about a year and then get divorced and then go to Mexico again and see the sand."

I'm just hoping that Rascal Flatts doesn't sing something I may like.....

Also this morning, I saw that same homeless guy with the good hair.

12 comments:

Traeger Tribe said...

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Melissa said...

Randy, I swear that I saw that homeless guy with the good hair. I about swerved into a light pole checking him out and thinking out loud "that is the hair that Randy covets"

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